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9: I didn't vote for him either
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8: I'm one of three men in the U.S. who doesn't watch
football
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7: I really do know the difference between Mars and Venus
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6: Cooking for one is boring, and I like to cook
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5: I've got that comfortable place on my shoulder that's
perfect
for snuggling
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4: I'm at peace with my body, except for maybe some
minor anxiety
over height, weight, and hair loss
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3: I put the lid down
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2: Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of
any
possibility of wrongdoing. And you don't have to go home in the cold.
But it's lonely *
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1:
Nihil est - in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui *
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